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Title: funny recruiter
Post by: icecream-guy on December 13, 2017, 03:54:04 PM
Phone: ring......

Me: Hello

Recruiter: May I speak to david?

Me: Speaking

Recruiter: Are you available to speak about your career privately and confidentially?

Me: Yes

Recruiter: This call may be recorded for training purposes and quality assurance.

Me: What about my privacy and confidentiality?

Recruiter:  This phone call will not be given to anyone.

Me: I am not comfortable with this conversation.

Phone: click




Title: Re: funny recruiter
Post by: deanwebb on December 13, 2017, 04:12:11 PM
I see what you did there.

Well played, sir.

:haha3:
Title: Re: funny recruiter
Post by: icecream-guy on December 14, 2017, 11:18:09 AM
I've been getting bolder with the recruiters, not taking their crap sine a started reading the head-hunter blog.  now if they want to know my salary requirement, I tell then how much I want per second.
"Well, I'm looking in the compensation range of about 27.75 US cents per second sir".
:wha?:
Title: Re: funny recruiter
Post by: deanwebb on December 14, 2017, 01:45:22 PM
Quote from: ristau5741 on December 14, 2017, 11:18:09 AM
I've been getting bolder with the recruiters, not taking their crap sine a started reading the head-hunter blog.  now if they want to know my salary requirement, I tell then how much I want per second.
"Well, I'm looking in the compensation range of about 27.75 US cents per second sir".
:wha?:

THAT'S RIGHT, DO THE MATH, HOLMES! I'M OUTTA HERE!

:greatoffer:
Title: Re: funny recruiter
Post by: deanwebb on December 19, 2017, 07:05:27 PM
Just got offered a job as an accountant by someone who claims to have looked over my online profile... THAT HAS ZERO ACCOUNTING EXPERIENCE ON IT.

Damn job spammer...

:facepalm2:
Title: Re: funny recruiter
Post by: icecream-guy on December 20, 2017, 05:57:10 AM
I get those all the time, pre approved interviews. caller is like please choose an interview time, Thu or Fri  3PM  or 5PM.


While of the subject, I got an email with the recruiter saying,   blah, blah, blah, please check the attached document for the job description.

my response:  you know I am in network security and don't open MS word documents from untrusted sources. please reply back and cut/paste the job description text into the email body so I can review.

that could be a great scam, if I were a scammer,  reminds me of the powerpoint mouseover issue as seen in SANS Storm center recently.
mouse over a link and the malware app installs. Sheesh. my hunch is that something like that will be coming to a browser near you soon.


https://isc.sans.edu/forums/diary/Example+of+MouseOver+Link+in+a+Powerpoint+File/23149/
Title: Re: funny recruiter
Post by: deanwebb on December 20, 2017, 09:03:14 AM
Thing is, for some jobs, the list of requirements is entirely made up of "nice to haves", including experience with the product you'll supervise. For some, if you have a pulse, can spell TCP/IP, and are currently employed, that's enough to get an interview. Then the interview comes down to whether or not the interviewers liked you better than the other guys.