:awesome:
How many Cisco TAC engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll take that question back to the BU.
Cisco Type 4 Password
In my experience at least 4, and then it turns out it's a light-bulb issue, they aren't suppose to light up... Stop asking the impossable
ACI
:problem?:
ISE
-Otanx
Oh man, I'm dyin' here! :lol:
How about the one about the phones that were also wireless access points*?
*Not available on all models, which meant not available... on *all* models!
Quote from: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE
-Otanx
I saw a demo of that at a user group.. BYOD/MDM stuff.. seemed pretty cool. Doesn't work too well in the real world?
Quote from: AspiringNetworker on April 17, 2015, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
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-Otanx
I saw a demo of that at a user group.. BYOD/MDM stuff.. seemed pretty cool. Doesn't work too well in the real world?
Well byod doesnt really work with the current mind set of it being as it wad and mdm is like BES 8 years ago
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Quote from: jinxer on April 17, 2015, 02:59:32 PM
Well byod doesnt really work with the current mind set of it being as it wad and mdm is like BES 8 years ago
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Care to elaborate a bit? :think:
I thought the ability to bring in your iPad and ISE issue you a corporate profile while you're on the corp network, and then remove it when you leave was pretty neat.
I like to tell UDP jokes, because it doesn't matter if you get them.
I know a great IPv6 joke, but I doubt you're ready for it.
I have a great OSPF joke, but I'm not sharing with you.
I prefer multicast jokes. I tell it once, and everyone listening gets it.
-Otanx
Quote from: Otanx on April 20, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
I prefer multicast jokes. I tell it once, and everyone listening gets it.
-Otanx
Haha - I like it.
Caution: Do not stare into fiber optic cable with remaining good eye.
Or, to cut a little deeper:
How do you get a CCNA off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.
Quote from: Fred on April 21, 2015, 10:30:10 PM
Caution: Do not stare into fiber optic cable with remaining good eye.
Or, to cut a little deeper:
How do you get a CCNA off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.
OUCH! :o
Q: How many CCIE Written, but Expire does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: I do not know. Just give me the answers! I am a skilled professional, yes.
Know what the best Cisco joke is? TAC :problem?:
HTTP 200 jokes are just OK.
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."
"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
Quote from: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."
"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
If that was possible, I'd shut some other interface on every sales guy I meet.
Quote from: Reggle on April 29, 2015, 02:08:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."
"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
If that was possible, I'd shut some other interface on every sales guy I meet.
I work in that space (sales) to a degree, and I completely second that notion. "Sales" jabber makes my skin crawl.... I likes to keeps it real.
Which basketball team uses neither Windows nor Macintoshes?
THE NEW YORK *NIX !!!
:problem?:
Found this in our local forum:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/aPtr43KHBGk
Can't remember where I saw these.
What do you call a group of network engineers?
1. You don't call them anything. You put in a ticket.
2. A BGP Community
3. A peering
What do you call a group of Windows engineers?
A network neighborhood
-Otanx
Why don't VoIP phones get drunk?
Because they only SIP.
How many TAC engineers does it take to resolve a TAC case?
Guess we'll never know.
I can keep devices off of any network.
You can say I've got a NAC for that kind of thing.