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Title: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on April 15, 2015, 01:14:48 PM
 :awesome:

How many Cisco TAC engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'll take that question back to the BU.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: SofaKing on April 16, 2015, 11:36:43 AM
Cisco Type 4 Password
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: dlots on April 16, 2015, 02:13:53 PM
In my experience at least 4, and then it turns out it's a light-bulb issue, they aren't suppose to light up... Stop asking the impossable
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on April 16, 2015, 02:36:20 PM
Quote from: SofaKing on April 16, 2015, 11:36:43 AM
Cisco Type 4 Password

Cisco licensing
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Otanx on April 16, 2015, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 16, 2015, 02:36:20 PM
Quote from: SofaKing on April 16, 2015, 11:36:43 AM
Cisco Type 4 Password

Cisco licensing

This is a joke thread, not a horror thread.

-Otanx
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: NetworkGroover on April 17, 2015, 10:17:11 AM
ACI

:problem?:
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE

-Otanx
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on April 17, 2015, 11:10:06 AM
Oh man, I'm dyin' here! :lol:

How about the one about the phones that were also wireless access points*?

*Not available on all models, which meant not available... on *all* models!
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: NetworkGroover on April 17, 2015, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE

-Otanx

I saw a demo of that at a user group.. BYOD/MDM stuff.. seemed pretty cool.  Doesn't work too well in the real world?
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: jinxer on April 17, 2015, 02:59:32 PM

Quote from: AspiringNetworker on April 17, 2015, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE

-Otanx

I saw a demo of that at a user group.. BYOD/MDM stuff.. seemed pretty cool.  Doesn't work too well in the real world?

Well byod doesnt really work with the current mind set of it being as it wad and mdm is like BES 8 years ago


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Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: NetworkGroover on April 17, 2015, 05:49:58 PM
Quote from: jinxer on April 17, 2015, 02:59:32 PM


Well byod doesnt really work with the current mind set of it being as it wad and mdm is like BES 8 years ago


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Care to elaborate a bit?  :think:

I thought the ability to bring in your iPad and ISE issue you a corporate profile while you're on the corp network, and then remove it when you leave was pretty neat.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Fred on April 18, 2015, 11:16:23 PM
I like to tell UDP jokes, because it doesn't matter if you get them.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Fred on April 19, 2015, 01:59:15 PM
I know  a great IPv6 joke, but I doubt you're ready for it.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Netwörkheäd on April 20, 2015, 10:05:02 AM
I have a great OSPF joke, but I'm not sharing with you.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Otanx on April 20, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
I prefer multicast jokes. I tell it once, and everyone listening gets it.

-Otanx
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: NetworkGroover on April 20, 2015, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 20, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
I prefer multicast jokes. I tell it once, and everyone listening gets it.

-Otanx

Haha - I like it.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Fred on April 21, 2015, 10:30:10 PM
Caution: Do not stare into fiber optic cable with remaining good eye.

Or, to cut a little deeper:
How do you get a CCNA off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: NetworkGroover on April 22, 2015, 10:31:03 AM
Quote from: Fred on April 21, 2015, 10:30:10 PM
Caution: Do not stare into fiber optic cable with remaining good eye.

Or, to cut a little deeper:
How do you get a CCNA off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.

OUCH!  :o
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on April 23, 2015, 11:06:18 AM
Q: How many CCIE Written, but Expire does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: I do not know. Just give me the answers! I am a skilled professional, yes.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: dlots on April 23, 2015, 03:09:28 PM
Know what the best Cisco joke is?  TAC  :problem?:
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Fred on April 23, 2015, 08:05:01 PM
HTTP 200 jokes are just OK.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."

"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Reggle on April 29, 2015, 02:08:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."

"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
If that was possible, I'd shut some other interface on every sales guy I meet.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: NetworkGroover on April 29, 2015, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: Reggle on April 29, 2015, 02:08:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."

"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
If that was possible, I'd shut some other interface on every sales guy I meet.

I work in that space (sales) to a degree, and I completely second that notion.  "Sales" jabber makes my skin crawl.... I likes to keeps it real.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on July 14, 2018, 08:50:33 AM
Which basketball team uses neither Windows nor Macintoshes?

THE NEW YORK *NIX !!!

:problem?:
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: DesertFox on August 08, 2018, 07:53:27 AM
Found this in our local forum:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/aPtr43KHBGk
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Otanx on August 08, 2018, 09:40:15 AM
Can't remember where I saw these.

What do you call a group of network engineers?
1. You don't call them anything. You put in a ticket.
2. A BGP Community
3. A peering

What do you call a group of Windows engineers?
A network neighborhood

-Otanx
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on August 09, 2018, 09:14:54 AM
Why don't VoIP phones get drunk?

Because they only SIP.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: Dieselboy on September 19, 2018, 08:57:34 PM
How many TAC engineers does it take to resolve a TAC case?

Guess we'll never know.
Title: Re: Cisco Jokes
Post by: deanwebb on September 20, 2018, 08:28:51 AM
I can keep devices off of any network.

You can say I've got a NAC for that kind of thing.