Inspired by discussions of Turing tests in another thread... what if the gear we work on was capable of expressing human sarcasm, complaining, and frustration?
Router# sh run
What, you have no clue what you're looking for?
Router# sh run
Seriously, are you just hunting for errors?
Router# sh run
Look, how about you get some stats? I bet that will tell you what the problem is.
Router# sh run
At least use a pipe command, I've got a huge running-config, I'd really rather not go through the whole thing.
Router# sh run
You obviously have no clue, I'm afraid I'll have to take matters into my own hand
Router>
Router>
Router>
Router> conf t
I don't think so. Log off and let someone with a clue have a go at things.
Router> enable
Just walk away. Do it now, and I won't warn the other gear about you.
Router>
Hahaha.... I bet I could add an extension for that... if only I didn't suck at python....
"Your request for access has been submitted, but requires an ID-10T form submitted to your Lead for approval."
no spanning-tree vlan 4094
"You've disabled spanning tree on vlan 4094, which isn't part of a trunk group..... /popcorn"
wr mem
"No."
EEM could do that for you.
It'd make a great April Fool's for colleagues!
Quote from: Reggle on July 03, 2015, 03:41:13 AM
EEM could do that for you.
It'd make a great April Fool's for colleagues!
Just make sure it's not on a production switch... hate to have to be in the middle of an outage and then get this:
Router# conf t
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.:rage:
Quote from: deanwebb on July 03, 2015, 09:34:21 AM
Quote from: Reggle on July 03, 2015, 03:41:13 AM
EEM could do that for you.
It'd make a great April Fool's for colleagues!
Just make sure it's not on a production switch... hate to have to be in the middle of an outage and then get this:
Router# conf t
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
:rage:
Thanks, this made my day :awesome:
Awesome! I love it.