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Title: chuck norris jokes
Post by: icecream-guy on October 26, 2015, 01:37:59 PM

If there were a list of the top 10 tough guys, Chuck Norris would be on there twice.

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Post by: deanwebb on October 26, 2015, 01:57:42 PM

Good news, Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Bad news, he never cries.

(India would add, "Good news, Superstar Rajnikanth punched Chuck Norris. Now he's curing cancer like a baby!")

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Post by: SofaKing on October 26, 2015, 06:02:02 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag people he potato sacks them ;)

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Post by: deanwebb on October 26, 2015, 06:12:21 PM

UDP is connectionless, unless Chuck Norris tells it otherwise.

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Post by: NetworkGroover on October 26, 2015, 06:17:43 PM

Quote from: SofaKing on October 26, 2015, 06:02:02 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag people he potato sacks them ;)

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That sounds painful.

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Post by: deanwebb on October 26, 2015, 09:00:42 PM

Chuck Norris assembles packet headers with his bare hands.

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Post by: wintermute000 on October 27, 2015, 04:58:33 AM

The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse

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Post by: Nerm on October 27, 2015, 07:29:02 AM

It's not the firewall, unless Chuck Norris says so.

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Post by: deanwebb on October 27, 2015, 08:44:17 AM

Chuck Norris can route Bonjour with a roundhouse kick.

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