Innovation

Started by arifah, March 19, 2016, 09:06:25 AM

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arifah

Any ideas about innovation for networking? Maybe new tools that make installation of cables easy, speed up router etc

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deanwebb

A slap-o-matic. Installs on the top of the monitor or screen. Whenever someone calls in with an idiotic question, we admins can send a command to the slap-o-matic API to smack the caller upside the head.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
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icecream-guy

wireless network cable drops...
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

Love brainstorming... make a few joke suggestions, and then a real idea manifests itself...

How about software vendors include a firewall connection utility? A little app that tries to reach all necessary ports on a destination machine. If there's a failure, the app reports which port needs to be opened. Put that in an email to your firewall guy, and he'll be overjoyed to fix the rule for your app.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

dlots

THIS!!!!

Quote from: deanwebb on March 21, 2016, 09:27:50 AM
Love brainstorming... make a few joke suggestions, and then a real idea manifests itself...

How about software vendors include a firewall connection utility? A little app that tries to reach all necessary ports on a destination machine. If there's a failure, the app reports which port needs to be opened. Put that in an email to your firewall guy, and he'll be overjoyed to fix the rule for your app.

Dieselboy

I'm keen on finding a way for innovation in the networking area.

A way in which I do this at the moment is not that great but goes along something like this:

- keep checking new releases or planned release to see what features are available, and I think how they would apply to the business, how we can benefit or how they can make our life easier

- see what problems are currently there and google for ways to resolve or alleviate

- browse good forums like networking-forums.com and ask questions which may seem silly to some, at the risk of online reputation being degraded.

Does anyone have any better suggestions? :)

icecream-guy

Quote from: Dieselboy on April 06, 2016, 01:28:59 AM

Does anyone have any better suggestions? :)


read lots of cutting edge IT articles on news sites that cater to such enthusiasts, as well some of the more mainstream sites sometimes have good info too.

:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

Nerm

Quote from: deanwebb on March 19, 2016, 10:25:13 AM
A slap-o-matic. Installs on the top of the monitor or screen. Whenever someone calls in with an idiotic question, we admins can send a command to the slap-o-matic API to smack the caller upside the head.

This really needs to be a thing.  :glitch:

deanwebb

Quote from: Nerm on April 06, 2016, 08:28:38 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on March 19, 2016, 10:25:13 AM
A slap-o-matic. Installs on the top of the monitor or screen. Whenever someone calls in with an idiotic question, we admins can send a command to the slap-o-matic API to smack the caller upside the head.

This really needs to be a thing.  :glitch:
Been wanting one since 1995.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

scottsee

That might work with metallic keyboards.. Send a little voltage.
scott see

AnthonyC

Quote from: Dieselboy on April 06, 2016, 01:28:59 AM
I'm keen on finding a way for innovation in the networking area.

A way in which I do this at the moment is not that great but goes along something like this:

- keep checking new releases or planned release to see what features are available, and I think how they would apply to the business, how we can benefit or how they can make our life easier

- see what problems are currently there and google for ways to resolve or alleviate

- browse good forums like networking-forums.com and ask questions which may seem silly to some, at the risk of online reputation being degraded.

Does anyone have any better suggestions? :)

Well there are some interesting innovations that have some relevance to networking (but networking is just a small subset); for example docker management platform like Kubernetes has some implications on the network design.
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