Nuthing like the 3rd Wednesday in September

Started by icecream-guy, September 22, 2016, 06:02:14 AM

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icecream-guy

September 22, 2016, 06:02:14 AM
only 9 annoucements,
1 critical
1 high
7 medium

you are in deep dog doo if you run Cisco Cloud Services Platform 2100
https://tools.cisco.com/security/center/publicationListing.x
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

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September 22, 2016, 10:18:57 AM
I have alert fatigue from Cisco. I'm going to switch to Oracle support because they never have any alerts. Their stuff is broke as hell, but they have no alerts.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

EOS

#2
September 22, 2016, 10:42:45 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on September 22, 2016, 10:18:57 AM
I have alert fatigue from Cisco. I'm going to switch to Oracle support because they never have any alerts. Their stuff is broke as hell, but they have no alerts.

LMAO!!!     :rofl:

icecream-guy

#3
September 22, 2016, 10:58:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on September 22, 2016, 10:18:57 AM
I have alert fatigue from Cisco. I'm going to switch to Oracle support because they never have any alerts. Their stuff is broke as hell, but they have no alerts.

http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/topics/security/alerts-086861.html

:problem?:
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

#4
September 22, 2016, 12:54:55 PM
Dammit.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

NetworkGroover

#5
September 22, 2016, 04:09:51 PM
hahaha....  :rofl:
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