Email alerts

Started by deanwebb, January 26, 2017, 09:31:16 AM

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deanwebb

Yes, they are old school.

But they also work.

Do not ever try to take my email alerts away.

Now, if you want to decommission the junk that's causing the email alerts to fire off constantly, that's totally cool with me, man. But its replacement best have some email alerts with it.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

I'm battling this at the moment. Nagios was set up and then not maintained. So SPAM alert every now and then. Plus there's stuff in there which doesnt need to be monitored at all, being monitored as P1 critical systems. Really bad.

What's the alternative? I guess automated SMS (at 3am) is a good avenue to take. I'd like to configure this to go to only the people that set up our nagios  :XD:

deanwebb

I do not want automated SMS. One day, I will leave or retire from my current firm. I do not want to get a text at 3am because a system I'll never see again is down.

To that point, I don't want that text for a system I don't have any contact with sending me alerts because I'm in a catch-all text alert group.

Emails? I can skip over them pretty quick. Texts? That beep that goes with them carries some urgency, gotta check right away... aaaaand... it's a false alarm.
:problem?:

NOT WANT
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.