Complete waste of time that will impress a clueless observer.

Started by Netwörkheäd, June 13, 2015, 05:22:31 PM

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Netwörkheäd

June 13, 2015, 05:22:31 PM
http://threatmap.fortiguard.com/
Let this run on one of your monitors, and you will be as popular as CSI: CYBER.
Let's not argue. Let's network!

deanwebb

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June 15, 2015, 01:23:19 PM
Right now, all the pew pew pew stuff shows Omaha attacking San Francisco. It looks like SAC trying to nuke Google. I lol'd.

Oooh! Omaha just nuked LA! This is gettin' real, y'all!

:lol:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Nerm

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June 15, 2015, 01:33:53 PM
Yea I love that. I keep it up on one of my monitors just because well it looks cool and generates interesting comments from over the shoulder lurkers lol.

deanwebb

#3
June 15, 2015, 02:38:03 PM
I just saw San Francisco nuke itself. Makes me wonder... could a cloud server provider get whacked by attacks launched from VMs that it hosts? I'm guessing, "yes".

And what is going on in Churchill, Manitoba to warrant repeated targets? Other locations in Canada get lit up, and it's not in the middle of Canada, so it's not a generic location...
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

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June 16, 2015, 07:01:30 AM
I think my proxy is killing all the fun stuff,  all I see is the background map.  Time to submit a request for a proxy waiver.
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

#5
June 16, 2015, 09:43:49 AM
Well worth getting the waiver.

I've got a tropical storm bearing down on my area, so I have an actually useful NOAA radar map running so that I'll know when I need to bail from here and head home, so that I can work from home during the storm and not spend 9 hours stuck in traffic on a freeway that got shut down.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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