7 stages of project management

[icecream-guy]

Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance.
Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm.
Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment.
Phase 4: Total confusion.
Phase 5: Search for the guilty.
Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent.
Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.

[Otanx]

I don't know what it says about where I work, but that has been hanging up in our project managers office for over a year.

-Otanx

[deanwebb]

When the confusion ends and the atmosphere turns weird, update resumes and see if the vendor closest to the project needs an experienced SE... unless you would rather work for the vendor's competition in revenge!