If the CLI had attitude...

[deanwebb]

Inspired by discussions of Turing tests in another thread... what if the gear we work on was capable of expressing human sarcasm, complaining, and frustration?

Router# sh run

What, you have no clue what you're looking for?

Router# sh run

Seriously, are you just hunting for errors?

Router# sh run

Look, how about you get some stats? I bet that will tell you what the problem is.

Router# sh run

At least use a pipe command, I've got a huge running-config, I'd really rather not go through the whole thing.

Router# sh run

You obviously have no clue, I'm afraid I'll have to take matters into my own hand

Router>
Router>
Router>
Router> conf t

I don't think so. Log off and let someone with a clue have a go at things.

Router> enable

Just walk away. Do it now, and I won't warn the other gear about you.

Router>

[NetworkGroover]

Hahaha.... I bet I could add an extension for that... if only I didn't suck at python....

[NetworkGroover]

"Your request for access has been submitted, but requires an ID-10T form submitted to your Lead for approval."

no spanning-tree vlan 4094

"You've disabled spanning tree on vlan 4094, which isn't part of a trunk group.....   /popcorn"

wr mem

"No."

[Reggle]

EEM could do that for you.
It'd make a great April Fool's for colleagues!

[deanwebb]

EEM could do that for you.
It'd make a great April Fool's for colleagues!

Just make sure it's not on a production switch... hate to have to be in the middle of an outage and then get this:

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Router# conf t

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

[Chev Chellios]

EEM could do that for you.
It'd make a great April Fool's for colleagues!

Just make sure it's not on a production switch... hate to have to be in the middle of an outage and then get this:

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Router# conf t

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Thanks, this made my day 

[hizzo3]

Awesome! I love it.