Self Proclaimed CCPP certification

Started by icecream-guy, October 07, 2015, 11:29:58 AM

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icecream-guy

good one, heard in a meeting today

Certified Copy & Paste Professional.

:joy: :dance:
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

dlots


Reggle

The one cert where cheating is actually more trouble than just going for it.

deanwebb

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