BSides Las Vegas

Started by deanwebb, March 18, 2016, 10:23:30 PM

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deanwebb

Just got notified that I've been selected to give a 25-minute presentation. My topic: Network Access Control.
:matrix: :professorcat: :awesome:
:challenge-accepted:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

routerdork

Had to Google that one. Never heard of it.
https://www.bsideslv.org/
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity." -Abraham Lincoln

deanwebb

Now I have to go through company policies to see what I can and can't say/do in a presentation.

PROTIP: Not gonna logo any slides with my employer's logo. They'll all be badged with:

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Reggle

Yes! Totally in for that!

that1guy15

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deanwebb

Talked to the bosses today... getting approval may take an act of Congress, along with a UN resolution and agreement of all OPEC members. Something like that... Still, I shall persevere!

Who knows, maybe they fire me right before the conference starts, so I wouldn't need any approval to present at that time!
:umad:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.