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Started by deanwebb, April 08, 2016, 08:48:47 AM

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deanwebb

April 08, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
"Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke from "The Games", an Australian series about prepping for the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Great fun, whole thing's on YouTube.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

EOS

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April 08, 2016, 10:03:18 AM
"The only thing worse than training your employees and having them leave, is not training them and having them stay."

- Henry Ford 

deanwebb

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April 08, 2016, 10:06:48 AM
Quote from: EOS on April 08, 2016, 10:03:18 AM
"The only thing worse than training your employees and having them leave, is not training them and having them stay."

- Henry Ford 

Sounds like one employer I used to have... eventually, the ones that wanted training that they weren't ever getting left so that the ones that stayed were the ones that couldn't be bothered to do any training. They just pretty much phoned it in errry day and collected that check errry two weeks.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Nerm

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April 08, 2016, 02:36:24 PM
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
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