The Best Safe-For-Work Combinations of English Words

Started by deanwebb, June 07, 2016, 12:22:12 PM

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Otanx

#15
June 09, 2016, 10:58:26 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on June 09, 2016, 08:56:15 AM
"You're getting a bonus this year."

Ouch! That hit a little close to home.

How about "Sure, Cisco Live sounds good. Put in the training request so we can get all the approval signatures."

-Otanx

that1guy15

#16
June 09, 2016, 11:02:11 AM
" I quit"
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SofaKing

#17
June 09, 2016, 12:41:18 PM
"Vendor Paid Lunch"

"Increased Training Budget"
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deanwebb

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June 09, 2016, 12:57:52 PM
Quote from: SofaKing on June 09, 2016, 12:41:18 PM
"Vendor Paid Lunch"

"Increased Training Budget"

:D
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