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Started by ggnfs000, February 22, 2017, 01:35:43 PM

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ggnfs000

February 22, 2017, 01:35:43 PM
- With ipv6, every square unit earch is covered by ?? million ipv6 address if evenly distributed around the globe.
- What if we start conquering galaxies?
- ...(poker face)

deanwebb

#1
February 22, 2017, 03:48:55 PM
This is why we need IPv7, with a 2048-bit address space that also serves as a device's public key.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

that1guy15

#2
February 22, 2017, 04:40:34 PM
NAT duh...
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dlots

#3
February 22, 2017, 04:51:50 PM

deanwebb

#4
February 23, 2017, 08:02:23 AM
... and then they all shutdown in January 2038...
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

deanwebb

#6
February 24, 2017, 09:04:04 AM
As mentioned in another thread, it's already impacting security for certs that expire after 19 Jan 2038.

I expect the biggest panic to hit CIOs in a wave starting in 2033, when some of them finally get around to auditing systems. Biggest worries will be for manufacturing systems that still have a 32-bit field... someone will have to shut down production to update those guys, and you know how firms *hate* to shut down prod...

:oracle:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

ggnfs000

#7
February 24, 2017, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: deanwebb on February 24, 2017, 09:04:04 AM
As mentioned in another thread, it's already impacting security for certs that expire after 19 Jan 2038.

I expect the biggest panic to hit CIOs in a wave starting in 2033, when some of them finally get around to auditing systems. Biggest worries will be for manufacturing systems that still have a 32-bit field... someone will have to shut down production to update those guys, and you know how firms *hate* to shut down prod...

:oracle:

here is my silver lining:
we survivied y2k bug we will survive 2038 bug.

deanwebb

#8
February 24, 2017, 02:29:06 PM
True, but will we survive the MS-SQL developers?

:mssql:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

deanwebb

#9
March 24, 2017, 10:26:49 AM
OK, new joke... a former database admin quits IT and gets a job as a lumberjack. On the first day, he cuts down trees in an O-shaped pattern. Second day, goes to a different forest, cuts trees in an O-shaped pattern. Third day, another site, another big O.

Manager asks the former database guy what's going on. Database guy says,

CIRCULAR LOGGING!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

ggnfs000

#10
March 26, 2017, 12:05:06 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on March 24, 2017, 10:26:49 AM
OK, new joke... a former database admin quits IT and gets a job as a lumberjack. On the first day, he cuts down trees in an O-shaped pattern. Second day, goes to a different forest, cuts trees in an O-shaped pattern. Third day, another site, another big O.

Manager asks the former database guy what's going on. Database guy says,

CIRCULAR LOGGING!

should report to moderator as it is too funny :)

deanwebb

#11
March 26, 2017, 09:36:43 AM
^ Then you might like my follow-up...

Fourth day, the former DBA goes to where he plans to cut trees, but he cancels cutting his big ring there. Manager asks why, and the former DBA says, "There's a tree whose branches go right across where I want to cut."

"So? Just cut that tree, too!"

"No, I can't."

"Why not?"

"Because SPANNING-TREE PREVENTS LOOPS!"
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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