How to slow road traffic? Plant tree in road.

Started by Dieselboy, November 07, 2018, 11:15:42 PM

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deanwebb

I love it. Add in some speed bumps and through traffic will go to nil.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
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icecream-guy

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better than those stupid roundabouts they keep putting in all around me. 

I'll give that tree 1 DD and it will be flattened.  they need to plant bigger trees.

I wonder how they will combat the road damage, when those tree roots start buckling the pavement.
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Dieselboy

I heard someone in a 4x4 has already tried to flatten the tree.

I do prefer roundabouts though, it's just the divs that come to a complete stop at them that are the PITA. Yesterday on the way home from work I had a guy in front of me coming to a complete stop. So for 3 roundabouts I was honking my horn once each time because I could clearly see (even though I am behind him) that the road was clear  >:D

Even worse when people stop on the roundabout  :eek:

deanwebb

Quote from: Dieselboy on November 08, 2018, 10:41:14 PM
I heard someone in a 4x4 has already tried to flatten the tree.

This is why we humans can't have nice things.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.