Cisco Jokes

Started by deanwebb, April 15, 2015, 01:14:48 PM

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NetworkGroover

#15
April 20, 2015, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 20, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
I prefer multicast jokes. I tell it once, and everyone listening gets it.

-Otanx

Haha - I like it.
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

Fred

#16
April 21, 2015, 10:30:10 PM
Caution: Do not stare into fiber optic cable with remaining good eye.

Or, to cut a little deeper:
How do you get a CCNA off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.

NetworkGroover

#17
April 22, 2015, 10:31:03 AM
Quote from: Fred on April 21, 2015, 10:30:10 PM
Caution: Do not stare into fiber optic cable with remaining good eye.

Or, to cut a little deeper:
How do you get a CCNA off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.

OUCH!  :o
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

deanwebb

#18
April 23, 2015, 11:06:18 AM
Q: How many CCIE Written, but Expire does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: I do not know. Just give me the answers! I am a skilled professional, yes.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

dlots

#19
April 23, 2015, 03:09:28 PM
Know what the best Cisco joke is?  TAC  :problem?:

Fred

#20
April 23, 2015, 08:05:01 PM
HTTP 200 jokes are just OK.

deanwebb

#21
April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."

"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Reggle

#22
April 29, 2015, 02:08:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."

"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
If that was possible, I'd shut some other interface on every sales guy I meet.

NetworkGroover

#23
April 29, 2015, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: Reggle on April 29, 2015, 02:08:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 28, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
"You're on in five seconds, Mr. Chambers... interface mouth0/1 no shut."

"Welcome to Cisco Live!"
If that was possible, I'd shut some other interface on every sales guy I meet.

I work in that space (sales) to a degree, and I completely second that notion.  "Sales" jabber makes my skin crawl.... I likes to keeps it real.
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

deanwebb

#24
July 14, 2018, 08:50:33 AM
Which basketball team uses neither Windows nor Macintoshes?

THE NEW YORK *NIX !!!

:problem?:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

DesertFox

#25
August 08, 2018, 07:53:27 AM
Found this in our local forum:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/aPtr43KHBGk

Otanx

#26
August 08, 2018, 09:40:15 AM
Can't remember where I saw these.

What do you call a group of network engineers?
1. You don't call them anything. You put in a ticket.
2. A BGP Community
3. A peering

What do you call a group of Windows engineers?
A network neighborhood

-Otanx

deanwebb

#27
August 09, 2018, 09:14:54 AM
Why don't VoIP phones get drunk?

Because they only SIP.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

#28
September 19, 2018, 08:57:34 PM
How many TAC engineers does it take to resolve a TAC case?

Guess we'll never know.

deanwebb

#29
September 20, 2018, 08:28:51 AM
I can keep devices off of any network.

You can say I've got a NAC for that kind of thing.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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