Guest Wireless Security Rant

Started by deanwebb, April 13, 2015, 12:51:53 PM

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deanwebb

#15
April 29, 2015, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: wintermute000 on April 29, 2015, 02:46:45 AM
Just make sure your VM guys spec their environment appropriately including storage performance/redundancy.
And that ain't easy, let me tell you...
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

#16
April 29, 2015, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 29, 2015, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: wintermute000 on April 29, 2015, 02:46:45 AM
Just make sure your VM guys spec their environment appropriately including storage performance/redundancy.
And that ain't easy, let me tell you...

(in a hush, hush whisper voice, I said)
I get the feeling that there is no hardware, it's all virtual.
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

#17
April 29, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
We caught a guy trying to smuggle out 192GB in virtual RAM and over 5TB in virtual hard drives. There was nothing in his bag, we caught him red-handed.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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