Hold Music We'd Like to Hear...

Started by deanwebb, October 19, 2020, 08:21:09 AM

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deanwebb

Play this song for when nobody from the customer/vendor side shows up for a 4-hour working session and they say they can start maybe about half-way into the meeting...

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
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