Vendor Email Nagging

Started by deanwebb, September 10, 2021, 09:19:48 AM

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deanwebb

I have an old Windows 7 laptop that I've retired. It had TrendMicro AV on it and because it's now a doorstop, I stopped the subscription for that laptop.

I got emails about how I still had a chance to turn it back on before it expired, but I let those slide. That's normal stuff.

Then I got an email today that asked "Are you feeling lucky? It's been 3 weeks since your TrendMicro expired."

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's pretty brassy of them.

My counter was to scroll down and find the unsubscribe link.  :smug:
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Otanx

Quote from: deanwebb on September 10, 2021, 09:19:48 AM
Then I got an email today that asked "Are you feeling lucky? It's been 3 weeks since your TrendMicro expired."

I know what you are thinking. 'Did I install six patches or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being this is ransomware, the most powerful malware in the world, and would encrypt all your data, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

-Otanx

deanwebb

^ "Did I install six patches or only five?" Sounds like emergency change management. :rofl:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.