chuck norris jokes

Started by icecream-guy, October 26, 2015, 01:37:59 PM

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icecream-guy

October 26, 2015, 01:37:59 PM
If there were a list of the top 10 tough guys, Chuck Norris would be on there twice.

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deanwebb

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October 26, 2015, 01:57:42 PM
Good news, Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Bad news, he never cries.

(India would add, "Good news, Superstar Rajnikanth punched Chuck Norris. Now he's curing cancer like a baby!")
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SofaKing

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October 26, 2015, 06:02:02 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag people he potato sacks them ;)

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deanwebb

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October 26, 2015, 06:12:21 PM
UDP is connectionless, unless Chuck Norris tells it otherwise.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

NetworkGroover

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October 26, 2015, 06:17:43 PM
Quote from: SofaKing on October 26, 2015, 06:02:02 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag people he potato sacks them ;)

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That sounds painful.
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deanwebb

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October 26, 2015, 09:00:42 PM
Chuck Norris assembles packet headers with his bare hands.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

wintermute000

#6
October 27, 2015, 04:58:33 AM
The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse

Nerm

#7
October 27, 2015, 07:29:02 AM
It's not the firewall, unless Chuck Norris says so.

deanwebb

#8
October 27, 2015, 08:44:17 AM
Chuck Norris can route Bonjour with a roundhouse kick.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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