Well, there's your problem...

Started by deanwebb, May 27, 2016, 10:32:54 AM

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deanwebb

May 27, 2016, 10:32:54 AM
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
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Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

NetworkGroover

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May 27, 2016, 10:35:31 AM
Yep - funny how people think the govt is ahead of the game.  They probably are in certain areas, but in general IT.. they're almost always like 10 years behind...
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icecream-guy

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May 27, 2016, 11:11:31 AM
at least the nuclear arsenal is sucure for the time being..  hard to hack a SneakerNet running on floppies.
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deanwebb

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May 27, 2016, 01:37:46 PM
Quote from: ristau5741 on May 27, 2016, 11:11:31 AM
at least the nuclear arsenal is sucure for the time being..  hard to hack a SneakerNet running on floppies.

Now you know why North Korea won't upgrade their 386 running DOS 5.0... it's how they get their nuclear secrets without needing to reformat them!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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