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Started by icecream-guy, December 15, 2016, 07:06:08 AM

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icecream-guy

:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

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Netwörkheäd

It's a trap! They may keep you captive so they can display the power of their *fully operational* ACI deployment!

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Let's not argue. Let's network!

deanwebb

Then again, free beer and popcorn... there could be a lot worse traps than that!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

Quote from: Netwörkheäd on December 15, 2016, 07:48:41 AM
display the power of their *fully operational* ACI deployment!

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look what you say there.............. :rofl:

like there _is_ such a thing.....
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

NetworkGroover

Lol.... this thread is pure win.  :XD:
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

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deanwebb

Quote from: ristau5741 on December 15, 2016, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: Netwörkheäd on December 15, 2016, 07:48:41 AM
display the power of their *fully operational* ACI deployment!

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look what you say there.............. :rofl:

like there _is_ such a thing.....

There is, but you need to upgrade your hardware. Here is a schematic of the recommended gear and its configuration:

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.