Making Poop Shine

Started by deanwebb, April 19, 2017, 08:30:06 AM

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deanwebb

April 19, 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Can you make poop shiny and pretty?

YES YOU CAN, QUIT ALL OF YOUR COMPLAINING!

Your bosses have seen this and expect the best from you all: http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishing-a-turd-minimyth/

:problem?:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
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that1guy15

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April 19, 2017, 09:00:56 AM
" I know the business process is broken and needs fixed BUT we should be able to solve this with technology. So get to it!"
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deanwebb

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April 19, 2017, 09:48:21 AM
"I know you say we need funding for full deployment in order to show results, but we're not ready to fund full deployment until we see some results!"
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

dlots

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April 19, 2017, 10:16:28 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Can you make poop shiny and pretty?


I can't speak for anyone else, but I am pretty sure that's my job... And getting the poop requires going spelunking in the toilets, not buying some fancy exotic poop.

icecream-guy

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April 19, 2017, 10:50:58 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 09:48:21 AM
"I know you say we need funding for full deployment in order to show results, but we're not ready to fund full deployment until we see some results!"

you must first build a pilot program, show the results, those that be will push the pilot program into a production system.
:professorcat:

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SofaKing

#5
April 19, 2017, 11:45:20 AM
No matter how much you polish a turd it is still just a turd.  Maybe shiny and new but at its heart it is still just a turd.
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that1guy15

#6
April 19, 2017, 12:26:35 PM
Quote from: dlots on April 19, 2017, 10:16:28 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Can you make poop shiny and pretty?


I can't speak for anyone else, but I am pretty sure that's my job... And getting the poop requires going spelunking in the toilets, not buying some fancy exotic poop.

Sir Im gonna need you to use all those fancy programming thingies you are learning and make this PaaS and SD-Poop. We will be the Uber of Poop-services!!!
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deanwebb

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April 19, 2017, 02:25:32 PM
If your poop is in a cloud does that make it a fart?
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

that1guy15

#8
April 19, 2017, 02:40:46 PM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 02:25:32 PM
If your poop is in a cloud does that make it a fart?

Fog-pooping???
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deanwebb

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April 19, 2017, 03:46:24 PM
Would a hybrid solution be... wait, this is about to get inappropriately gross...
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

that1guy15

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April 19, 2017, 05:22:51 PM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 03:46:24 PM
Would a hybrid solution be... wait, this is about to get inappropriately gross...
"Breaking down Silos"!!! oh yeah
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