NFL Week 2: Pick them winners!

Started by deanwebb, September 13, 2017, 09:48:58 AM

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Week Two Matchups... Which of these teams will win?

Cincinnati beats Houston, Andy Dalton works one more week
2 (50%)
Houston gets an underdog (undercow?) upset on the Bengals
1 (25%)
Arizona gets its first win on lackluster Colts
3 (75%)
Colts prove that their backup QB is not an interception machine, beat Arizona
0 (0%)
Kansas City rips through the Eagles' non-existent front line and makes them eligible for disaster aid
3 (75%)
Eagles wake up and realize the season has started, beat KC
0 (0%)
Enraged, the NE Patriots all turn into Incredible Hulks and beat the Saints. BRADY SMASH!
1 (25%)
Saints study film, have some fun with injured Patriots offense, get the win
2 (50%)
Steelers get their act cleaned up and win over Vikings
1 (25%)
Vikings keep on rolling, smush the Steelers in their path
2 (50%)
Tampa Bay gets a win over the Chicago Chipmunks
2 (50%)
Chicago receivers stop dropping footballs in/near end zone, get win over Bucs
1 (25%)
Carolina sets up the Bills and knock them down
2 (50%)
Bills win last week wasn't just because they played the Jets, they beat Carolina
1 (25%)
Tennessee Titans tower over the Jaguars
2 (50%)
Jaguars go for the eyes, show that they can run that ball, win vs. Titans
1 (25%)
Baltimore has a semi-bye week, beats the Browns
3 (75%)
I choose the Browns to win because I just want to mess with everyone's heads
1 (25%)
OAKLAND!!!!!!!
3 (75%)
I'm high on jimson weed, I think the Jets can beat Oakland.
0 (0%)
Chargers edge those Dolphins from Miami
2 (50%)
Dolphins beat electricity, victory over Chargers
1 (25%)
Denver Broncos defy all logic and reason, somehow defeat the amazing Dallas Cowboys
1 (25%)
COWBOYS WIN! GO AMERICA'S TEAM! YESH! STARS! DEANWEBB IS RIGHT TO SUPPORT THEM!
2 (50%)
Rams' QB Goff shows Cousins how it's done and defeat the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons
3 (75%)
This should not be an available choice, but maybe the guys that pick the Browns also want the R*dsk*ns to beat the Rams
0 (0%)
Seattle has a mini-bye week because they get to beat up on the San Francisco Numbers
3 (75%)
49ers prove they're not the Browns of the NFC, get that win over Seattle
0 (0%)
Atlanta keeps its contender cred and beats Green Bay
0 (0%)
Green Bay wins because Aaron Rogers.
3 (75%)
Giants find a way to win without Beckham, get some first downs as they beat Detroit
1 (25%)
Detroit glad they get to play a team with no offensive line, make Eli Manning consider retirement
2 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 4

deanwebb

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
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deanwebb

Houston won, even though it was a 6.5 point underdog. Why did I pick them? Because Andy Dalton is in a tailspin, they don't have Burfict, and at least Houston scored some points last week. Houston QB got a big "welcome to the NFL" moment from the Bengals' defense, but then came right back with a TD run. Houston's got a QB, looks like. Bengals got Dalton and they need to either get Dalton better or get better than Dalton.

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.