ASK THE HEADHUNTER Should I return my bonus if I quit my job?

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August 28, 2018, 06:13:18 AM
Should I return my bonus if I quit my job?

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In the August 28, 2018 Ask The Headhunter Newsletter

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

dlots

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August 28, 2018, 09:43:30 AM Last Edit: August 28, 2018, 09:46:57 AM by dlots

deanwebb

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August 28, 2018, 01:15:36 PM
Correct on both counts. Bonus is for work done, not work to be done. Take that bonus and bank it, baby!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

#3
August 29, 2018, 05:58:45 AM
1. cash check
2. quit job
3. use money for vacation
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

dlots

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August 30, 2018, 07:18:23 AM
"Vacation" is the new slang for "Mail old boss poop".

deanwebb

#5
August 30, 2018, 09:24:53 AM
I actually had a boss that, when I turned in my 2 weeks' notice, fired me on the spot and sent me a check for my 9 days of unused vacation.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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