Cisco Jokes

Started by deanwebb, April 15, 2015, 01:14:48 PM

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deanwebb

April 15, 2015, 01:14:48 PM
 :awesome:

How many Cisco TAC engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'll take that question back to the BU.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

SofaKing

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April 16, 2015, 11:36:43 AM
Cisco Type 4 Password
Networking -  You can talk about us but you can't talk without us!

dlots

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April 16, 2015, 02:13:53 PM
In my experience at least 4, and then it turns out it's a light-bulb issue, they aren't suppose to light up... Stop asking the impossable

deanwebb

#3
April 16, 2015, 02:36:20 PM
Quote from: SofaKing on April 16, 2015, 11:36:43 AM
Cisco Type 4 Password

Cisco licensing
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Otanx

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April 16, 2015, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 16, 2015, 02:36:20 PM
Quote from: SofaKing on April 16, 2015, 11:36:43 AM
Cisco Type 4 Password

Cisco licensing

This is a joke thread, not a horror thread.

-Otanx

NetworkGroover

#5
April 17, 2015, 10:17:11 AM
ACI

:problem?:
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

Otanx

#6
April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE

-Otanx

deanwebb

#7
April 17, 2015, 11:10:06 AM
Oh man, I'm dyin' here! :lol:

How about the one about the phones that were also wireless access points*?

*Not available on all models, which meant not available... on *all* models!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

NetworkGroover

#8
April 17, 2015, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE

-Otanx

I saw a demo of that at a user group.. BYOD/MDM stuff.. seemed pretty cool.  Doesn't work too well in the real world?
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

jinxer

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April 17, 2015, 02:59:32 PM

Quote from: AspiringNetworker on April 17, 2015, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: Otanx on April 17, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
ISE

-Otanx

I saw a demo of that at a user group.. BYOD/MDM stuff.. seemed pretty cool.  Doesn't work too well in the real world?

Well byod doesnt really work with the current mind set of it being as it wad and mdm is like BES 8 years ago


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NetworkGroover

#10
April 17, 2015, 05:49:58 PM
Quote from: jinxer on April 17, 2015, 02:59:32 PM


Well byod doesnt really work with the current mind set of it being as it wad and mdm is like BES 8 years ago


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Care to elaborate a bit?  :think:

I thought the ability to bring in your iPad and ISE issue you a corporate profile while you're on the corp network, and then remove it when you leave was pretty neat.
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

Fred

#11
April 18, 2015, 11:16:23 PM
I like to tell UDP jokes, because it doesn't matter if you get them.

Fred

#12
April 19, 2015, 01:59:15 PM
I know  a great IPv6 joke, but I doubt you're ready for it.

Netwörkheäd

#13
April 20, 2015, 10:05:02 AM
I have a great OSPF joke, but I'm not sharing with you.
Let's not argue. Let's network!

Otanx

#14
April 20, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
I prefer multicast jokes. I tell it once, and everyone listening gets it.

-Otanx
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