Cisco Wiffleball Polo Shirt

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deanwebb

October 24, 2019, 02:57:33 PM
It's for Cisco College, but, well... in our profession, it carries a different meaning...  :smug:



Wear it when you're mad at Cisco and you're meeting with their sales rep, perhaps?  >:D
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Otanx

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October 24, 2019, 04:48:16 PM
https://www.prepsportswear.com/college/us/texas/cisco/cisco-college-wranglers/product/embroidered-jerzees-mens-spotshield-jersey-polo-shirt?productid=5140&schoolid=2063540

Can get there stuff there. I can't figure out how to directly link it, but look at the options, and you can get a "Cisco Computer Science" shirt.

-Otanx

deanwebb

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October 25, 2019, 01:49:38 PM


Oh the fun we can have!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Otanx

#3
October 25, 2019, 02:54:49 PM
We won't talk about this one.

Other good options.

MVP
Royalty
Manager
Official
Trainer
Admin
Intern
Staff or Tech Staff - Wear this to Cisco Live, and see what you can get away with.
All Star (All-Stars is also an option)
Hall of Fame
Polo - Can have a Cisco Polo that says Cisco Polo.
Tutor
4 x 100 (you have a fast LACP link?)
4 x 400 (mine is faster)

-Otanx

deanwebb

#4
October 26, 2019, 08:13:28 PM
Cisco Staff / Tech Staff at Cisco Live... just flip your badge so it's face-down and see where your social engineering takes you... :smug:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

#5
October 28, 2019, 08:42:29 PM
Cisco "Apprentice"
or
Cisco "Noob"
or
Cisco "Beginner"

Either one of those for me  :mrgreen:

Although this may have gone a bit over my head (ie, I may have missed the joke)

deanwebb

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October 29, 2019, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: Dieselboy on October 28, 2019, 08:42:29 PM
Cisco "Apprentice"
or
Cisco "Noob"
or
Cisco "Beginner"

Either one of those for me  :mrgreen:

Although this may have gone a bit over my head (ie, I may have missed the joke)

Just west of Dallas-Fort Worth here in Texas, we've got a town called Cisco. It has a college, and in one of the links above, you can go to its apparel website and get all kinds of nonsense to go with "Cisco" on a polo shirt. Sort of an anti-vendor shirt, if you will.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

#7
October 29, 2019, 09:17:43 PM
I learn something every day :)

Thought of another one: "Cisco Disco"  :mrgreen:

deanwebb

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October 31, 2019, 12:22:55 PM
Now I want a polo with "admin/password" on it...
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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