What words REALLY mean

Started by deanwebb, November 02, 2020, 07:37:23 PM

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deanwebb

SORRY: I'm going to interrupt you, but if I say this, it sounds like I'm being polite
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

config t

Sorry to interrupt your lunch, but..

"Your lunch is less important than my problem"
:matrix:

Please don't mistake my experience for intelligence.

Otanx

You make a good point, but...

You are wrong, and I am going to explain why.

-Otanx

Nerm

That's interesting = Did you even attempt basic troubleshooting before bugging me about your issue?

deanwebb

We need to roll up our sleeves = the request for additional headcount got rejected
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

deanwebb

We have a tight implementation schedule for this project = push out the realistic end date by at least 6 months.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.