SO what if....

Started by icecream-guy, November 24, 2020, 01:31:51 PM

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icecream-guy

....Santa catches covid-19 from one of the first houses he stops at, and then spreads the disease all over the world, we're all doomed?
How do WE know he is safe to drop presents under the tree,  how do WE know the wrapped gifts are covid-19 free?

inquiring kids want to know.....
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Otanx


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Dieselboy

The immunity means he also cannot spread it? That says to me that his immunity actively fights covid!

May be we need to kidnap Santa for some vaccine testing. May be it's possible to synthasise some magic.  :mrgreen:

deanwebb

Hey wait a minute, how does Santa do his thing in North Korea without getting shot down by their air defense network?

AND WHY IS HE NOT SHARING THAT TECHNOLOGY WITH NATO???
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Otanx

If we kidnap him can we do it on his way back to the North Pole? Let everyone get their presents first.

-Otanx

icecream-guy

Quote from: Otanx on November 25, 2020, 01:51:45 PM
If we kidnap him can we do it on his way back to the North Pole? Let everyone get their presents first.

-Otanx

Let's do it first, a vaccine in everyone's Christmas stocking would make for a Meeeeerrrrrrrrry Christmaaaaas!!!!!!
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My Moral Fibers have been cut.