Best hold music of all time

Started by Dieselboy, April 26, 2021, 10:15:43 PM

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Dieselboy

April 26, 2021, 10:15:43 PM

deanwebb

#1
April 27, 2021, 08:17:43 AM
HANG UP NOW

:caine:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Otanx

#2
April 27, 2021, 09:17:48 AM
Wow. I think I know why the wait queue is only one person. Their abandon rate must be sky high.

-Otanx

deanwebb

#3
April 27, 2021, 09:41:05 AM
My wife heard it in the other room and was worried that I had blown out my sound card.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

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April 27, 2021, 10:41:55 AM
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deanwebb

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April 27, 2021, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: ristau5741 on April 27, 2021, 10:41:55 AM
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It's better if you don't watch on YouTube, then you actually hear the "music".
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

#6
April 27, 2021, 09:43:34 PM
QuoteThe audio is just a live-stream of the phone operators playing random instruments in the office while not answering your call.

Ironically, I think the song is supposed to be "Toxic" by Britney Spears although played with a primary school band made up of recorders and a trumpet. :twitch:

config t

#7
April 27, 2021, 11:31:06 PM
Quote from: Dieselboy on April 27, 2021, 09:43:34 PM
QuoteThe audio is just a live-stream of the phone operators playing random instruments in the office while not answering your call.

Ironically, I think the song is supposed to be "Toxic" by Britney Spears although played with a primary school band made up of recorders and a trumpet. :twitch:

Haha.. recorders and a single trumpet. Yeah I think that was Toxic. Why any professional organization would want Brittany Spears hold music is beyond me.

I'm a fan of the classic CUCM hold music.
:matrix:

Please don't mistake my experience for intelligence.

deanwebb

#8
April 28, 2021, 08:28:52 AM


Try this for your hold music, especially if you want everyone to hang up.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

config t

#9
April 28, 2021, 11:42:09 AM

I didn't understand any of that but at some point I thought I heard him say:

"Cadillac woo-diloo! Woo hay!"

I think The Legendary Stardust Cowboy was commenting on the quality of Cadillacs while simultaneously lamenting the price of maintenance.

:matrix:

Please don't mistake my experience for intelligence.

deanwebb

#10
April 29, 2021, 12:03:59 PM
Quote from: config t on April 28, 2021, 11:42:09 AM

I didn't understand any of that but at some point I thought I heard him say:

"Cadillac woo-diloo! Woo hay!"

I think The Legendary Stardust Cowboy was commenting on the quality of Cadillacs while simultaneously lamenting the price of maintenance.



Fun fact: Legendary Stardust Cowboy was David Bowie's inspiration for Ziggy Stardust.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

#11
April 29, 2021, 02:40:08 PM
made 48 seconds of that one and had to hang up.
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

#12
April 29, 2021, 02:51:52 PM
How about this for hold music?  :smug:

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

#13
April 29, 2021, 03:01:55 PM
Quote from: config t

I didn't understand any of that but at some point I thought I heard him say:

"Cadillac woo-diloo! Woo hay!"

I think The Legendary Stardust Cowboy was commenting on the quality of Cadillacs while simultaneously lamenting the price of maintenance.

Paralyzed lyrics:
*Incoherent screaming*

or the alternative
(unintelligible lyrics throughout)

:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

#14
April 30, 2021, 10:23:42 AM
Quote from: ristau5741 on April 29, 2021, 03:01:55 PM
Quote from: config t

I didn't understand any of that but at some point I thought I heard him say:

"Cadillac woo-diloo! Woo hay!"

I think The Legendary Stardust Cowboy was commenting on the quality of Cadillacs while simultaneously lamenting the price of maintenance.

Paralyzed lyrics:
*Incoherent screaming*

or the alternative
(unintelligible lyrics throughout)



:haha2:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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