Dammit! Even Pita Bread Can Do A Hack!

Started by deanwebb, June 24, 2015, 11:32:24 AM

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deanwebb

June 24, 2015, 11:32:24 AM
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

NetworkGroover

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June 25, 2015, 10:50:49 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on June 24, 2015, 11:32:24 AM
http://www.tripwire.com/state-of-security/latest-security-news/hackers-can-use-pita-bread-to-steal-laptop-encryption-keys-say-researchers/

Never use your laptop in a restaurant, I guess...  :wall:

Better update your security policies to not allow pita bread on premises....
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deanwebb

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June 25, 2015, 10:59:11 AM
Forget NAC, we need SNACK... "If you see food near your PC, eat it at once and report any exceptionally crunchy bits to IT Security."
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

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June 25, 2015, 11:53:20 AM
now I am wondering what's in that box of cookies on the co-workers desk,  mmmmm might have to investigate, yum. yum chomp, chomp..........Well the only chips I found in there were chocolate chips.   I hope he appreciates my interest in security, since he was cleared of any mis-doings... ;D
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deanwebb

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June 25, 2015, 12:24:54 PM
Indeed. We need to add "unattended box of donuts" to our list of things to investigate completely and thoroughly. Especially that one nasty-looking donut that sits there all day and makes you wonder why in the hell the donut-buyer wasted 1/12th of a dozen on that stinker... NOW YOU KNOW! IT'S A HACKING TOOL! POTENTIALLY!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.
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