Current frustration...

Started by deanwebb, September 08, 2015, 10:09:38 AM

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deanwebb

Yep. I still recognize and use it.

Also the ID-10T error.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

Quote from: deanwebb on October 23, 2020, 10:37:43 AM
Yep. I still recognize and use it.

Also the ID-10T error.

we always joked about "L" class users...
Lusers   wayyy over their heads.
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

config t

:matrix:

Please don't mistake my experience for intelligence.

deanwebb

More than once, I've said that we can dramatically improve throughput, performance, stability, and security if we don't allow anyone to access the network.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Otanx

Quote from: config t on October 24, 2020, 06:05:51 AM
Layer 0 problems

I always heard it the other way.
Layer 8: Users
Layer 9: Politics

New frustration. Customers canceling scheduled work less than 24 hours prior. Important enough customer that I can't even bill them for not enough notice. Just get to suck it up. Oh, well. More time for me to plan and test.

-Otanx

deanwebb

Between a canceled meeting and a meeting that drags on without the right participants to make a decision - effectively meaning we have to have the meeting again - I prefer the canceled meeting. Still a frustration, but at least we don't have to endure it all twice.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

heard a good one yesterday....  you put the F U in fun.
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

config t

80/20 Rule.. 20% of the people do 80% of the work.

I had never heard it put that way until yesterday.
:matrix:

Please don't mistake my experience for intelligence.

deanwebb

Quote from: config t on November 03, 2020, 02:09:08 AM
80/20 Rule.. 20% of the people do 80% of the work.

I had never heard it put that way until yesterday.

It usually is that way. And if that 20% leaves and gets hired with 80% material, then it's a recipe for 100% trainwreck IT within a few weeks.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

deanwebb

I am 40 minutes into a 3-hour call for upgrade support.

We are at 30% file copy of a 3GB file.

Suddenly, both customers drop off the call. I try to email them, no response. I try to email their manager, no response.

That was 20 minutes ago.

And as I type this, the customer *just* reconnected. :rofl:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

deanwebb

And he wandered off again just a few minutes after reconnecting...

:rage:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

deanwebb

He's back and now we're finding that some networking ace decided it would be a good idea to block access from our main appliance to about half the child appliances. Whether it was a routing table mistake or a firewall mistake, I don't know yet.

UPDATE: It's a sad day for security guys everywhere.

It *was* the firewall.

:disappoint:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

config t

The same guys who had to request password resets on our IDS/IPS three times because nobody could seem to write down a password sent new devices to replace our old hardware. In the email they said the password is

example* OR example!


Or ??? What do you mean Or?

Neither one of the passwords work.
:matrix:

Please don't mistake my experience for intelligence.

Otanx

did you try "example* OR example!" without the quotes?

-Otanx