Current frustration...

Started by deanwebb, September 08, 2015, 10:09:38 AM

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NetworkGroover

#15
September 28, 2015, 11:00:02 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on September 25, 2015, 08:47:19 AM
... that moment when you discover that the clients in the CBD area are nothing at all like the clients in the production environment...

:wall:

CBD guys are all virtualized... and I think they either have the services I need for NAC turned off, or there's a VBlock firewall blocking traffic on the ports I need. Either way, that's not what we have in the real world, even though CBD is supposed to be just like our production environment...

OHHHHHHH man don't get me started on that... I worked at a place where the ENTIRE point of the ENTIRE BUILDING was to test new solutions in a mock-up environment that was supposed to exactly match what was in production.  It was FAR from that, and as someone who worked in engineering it was insanely frustrating trying to deal with that and then trying to deal with the pissed off (and rightly so) operations guys because yet again there was some big hang-up with trying to implement an engineered solution into production.

Good Lord.
Engineer by day, DJ by night, family first always

deanwebb

#16
September 28, 2015, 01:26:35 PM
Got CBD to be working "good enough" and then tested it on my own box in production.

Ready for the corporate rollout.

:yeahright:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

wintermute000

#17
September 28, 2015, 04:50:36 PM
Are your vmware jockeys aware that a distributed vswitch can do ACLs

deanwebb

#18
September 28, 2015, 05:10:40 PM
Quote from: wintermute000 on September 28, 2015, 04:50:36 PM
Are your vmware jockeys aware that a distributed vswitch can do ACLs

No. They are not.

And neither do they want to find out.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

wintermute000

#19
September 28, 2015, 09:03:56 PM
Then get them to hand back their VCP

deanwebb

#20
September 29, 2015, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: wintermute000 on September 28, 2015, 09:03:56 PM
Then get them to hand back their VCP

Then who will be left to do the needful?
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

SimonV

#21
September 29, 2015, 09:31:34 AM
 :lol:

deanwebb

#23
December 11, 2015, 10:02:09 AM
Quote from: SimonV on December 11, 2015, 09:21:11 AM
This topic sums it up quite nicely: http://jathan.com/2009/07/29/checkpoint-firewalls-can-suck-my-whole-ass/

Reading that makes me feel not so bad about the periodic java issues with ASDM... and makes me LOVE my Tufin even more.

Fun fact: Tufin was made by former Checkpoint guys who were tired of the way those firewalls update. It provisions code and ships it out to the firewalls very nicely. I recommend it strongly as a very delighted customer.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

SimonV

#24
January 08, 2016, 02:05:40 PM
Bought myself a shiny new EX-2200C switch so I  start adding all the basics, snmp strings, syslog, etc. Suddenly it crashes and reboots, then this comes up at boot

QuoteUNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40704
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40705
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40706
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40707
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40708
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40709
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40710
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40711
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40712
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40713
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40714
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40715
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40716
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40717
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40718
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40719
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40720
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40721
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40722
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40723
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40724
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40725
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40726
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40727
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40728
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40729
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40730
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40732
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40733
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40734
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40735
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40736
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40737
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40738
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

UNKNOWN FILE TYPE I=40739
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

PARTIALLY ALLOCATED INODE I=40740
UNEXPECTED SOFT UPDATE INCONSISTENCY

CLEAR? yes

:zomgwtfbbq:

deanwebb

#25
January 08, 2016, 02:52:25 PM
:haha1:

Looks like you got a problem there, son.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

#26
January 11, 2016, 01:14:03 AM
From a chat, earlier:
Users laptop had his laptop name changed due to an incorrect PTR record.

Dieselboy

#27
January 11, 2016, 01:18:41 AM
From just now. Different user, same location.

deanwebb

#28
January 11, 2016, 07:16:34 AM
:facepalm1:

I believe that this is the most appropriate facepalm for you today, sir.

For me, it's this one...

:ckfacepalm:

... as I wait the 20 minutes it takes for my java-based user console to initialize.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

#29
January 11, 2016, 09:12:02 PM
Java based management applications
:developers:
:glitch:

Why do they have to make them in java? Java gets out of date a week after they release a version. At which point you can't run the management app. unless you update. When you update you find that the new version is not compatible with the management application. Java to put it simply is completely useless. I still cannot connect to one of my netapp controllers because I can't get oncommand system manager to run properly.

Java based applications that give me grief:

  • Effing all of them
  • All of them I say!
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