I CAN FIX EVERYTHING!

Started by deanwebb, December 19, 2015, 04:30:10 PM

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deanwebb

December 19, 2015, 04:30:10 PM
Not just network stuff, either!

I just fixed my toilet by fixing the seal on the flapper. Cost me $1.79 for the Vaseline and about 10 minutes of watching and applying knowledge from YouTube videos.

:badass: Dass rite. Now I'mma pay dem bills!
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
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deanwebb

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December 20, 2015, 07:47:31 AM
Never mind... the interface started flapping again... I need to replace the dang flapper... does make me kinda glad, though, that network devices don't involve sewage, unless they're internet pipes...
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Dieselboy

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December 20, 2015, 11:50:16 PM
Anyone know what a flapper is?

icecream-guy

#3
December 21, 2015, 07:42:44 AM
Quote from: Dieselboy on December 20, 2015, 11:50:16 PM
Anyone know what a flapper is?

It's the rubber thing that stops water from flowing out of the tank into the toilet bowl. In it's its down state, the flapper keeps water in the tank. When you flush the handle, the flapper is brought up by being attached to the flusher handle by a long metal chain and allows water to exit the tank into the bowl to aid in removing bodily excretions from the bowl area as the toilet flushes.

:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.

deanwebb

#4
December 21, 2015, 09:39:20 AM
When it's open, it's a preferred default route for the water. 8)
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

Nerm

#5
December 21, 2015, 12:18:37 PM
 :rofl: This thread is full of laughing material. :)

dlots

#6
December 21, 2015, 02:06:05 PM
Quote from: Dieselboy on December 20, 2015, 11:50:16 PM
Anyone know what a flapper is?

An overly fashionable 1920's girl

deanwebb

#7
December 21, 2015, 02:11:34 PM
"The port kept flapping."
"What was the root cause?"
"Someone was playing 'The Charleston' in the telecom closet."
:lol:
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
"The world could perish if people only worked on things that were easy to handle." -- Vladimir Savchenko
Вопросы есть? Вопросов нет! | BCEB: Belkin Certified Expert Baffler | "Plan B is Plan A with an element of panic." -- John Clarke
Accounting is architecture, remember that!
Air gaps are high-latency Internet connections.

icecream-guy

#8
December 22, 2015, 07:44:07 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on December 21, 2015, 02:11:34 PM
"The port kept flapping."
"What was the root cause?"
"Someone was playing 'The Charleston' in the telecom closet."
:lol:

makings of an IT nerd joke there....
:professorcat:

My Moral Fibers have been cut.
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